Heroes Season 2 Over!

read for yourselves :(

OH yea, we stormed Queensbay friday nite as has many other penangites. It was JUSCO MEMBER DAY konon.. dang it was crowded...

but Beowulf cineplex was not... and 2 hours after we understand why hahaha...

The ikan review says, nice CGI not much censorship.. and plenty of dota references in this Middle-earthly Danish/Nordic tale. But the storyline was... hahaha.. i guess I should expect much. The ending left the lot of us going.. WTF?

yes.. watch it and you will go WTF? at the end too. But it was fun going out to a movie with the boys again.. 300 was much better..

On the same nite, I try to install the new game Crysis (which i hv waited for a long time jor)... finally I get to install it.... errr that's about it... I could install it hahahah

Firing up the game the intro was Spectacular as you will see in my first YouTube here.

on my XPS la :)

Then the game REALLY starts lookie here.. hahaah.. the funniest part is the talking eyeballs part... This so reminds me when everyone was trying to install DOOM on their OLD system a couple of years back.... or was it 3 or 4? i can't remember...

I try installing on my new dell desktop... Aiks.. it was a no no.... cuz my new dell desktop DON't even hv a vid-card yet.. XD

Ah.... Computer games and computer upgrades (i m banned from anymore upgrades... sniffle***)...

Sigh... may be i was not meant to play Crysis... or i can curicuri buy a vid-card and jam it into my desktop... shhh.. . ****ikan jahat face***

on another note... darth kuda pronounced piranha as "PI-RAN-HA" ,... wooot... ikan jadi udang pulak... tat was the joke of the day on friday hahahha.

there is nothing political watsoeva bout tis here blog... but... nenenene pupu if u plan to report me to ISA or something.

Malaysia turns 50 last weekend... what it means to me is I get to go back to my hometown to see my 6 week old son... Named Warrick.. bukan namewee ok?

b4 I got home, my wife and my parents already took him to 4 doctor visits... but since those were not the paedriatician yang terpilih terbilang gemilang... before the drive home I rang home and found out that they may want to wait for the terbilang gemilang doc to come off his vacation (wat a coincident the gemilang doc really patriotic and took the weekend off someplace)... anyhoot... luckily we managed to secure an appointment on Saturday, Malaysia 50 yr +1 day;... otherwise grandpa say wanna wait till monday when the doc comes back... I was like... if it's serious, Y oh Y are we waiting la? but that's all for argument sake now... I was not pleased I must admit, cuz this is my son we were talking about.. and being on turtle isle at the time did not help my mood..

So shot back to Kay eLle we did in my brother's.... NOT SLOW ENUF FOR ME... driving. *he should slow down*. Witnessed at nite what my wife have been reporting to me of how my kid is struggling with the cough... sakit hati-ness with every coff...

Merdeka Merdeka Merdaka past

Merdeka + 1 came and we went to see the doctor gemilang terbilang terpilih punya.... check check check.. better get Sinar X mali... so we went Sinar X... I tell u that is the worst department of the hospital... the rest ok.. cuz took the technician a couple of minits to radiate my kid's lungs with GAMMA rays.. .and took them 2+ hours for the damn slide to be ready... say typing report... mader.... report come out... 2 liner... +_+

Oh, saw an ex ex ex Terror-estte at the sinar X lounge. How can I forgot... I think i did... ask mut who that was.. :p and in retrospect.. my wife prettier ler.. *glot glot*

So with the sinar X- slide balik ke klinik bayi tergemilang tu... Pneumonia.. better dun risk... hospitalize barler.... I check check check.. ah... Terrorblade ING card ready... SUNDER!!!!!

and what started as a merdeka day weekend... became an unshavable week at Hospital SarangHelangIntan... * forgot bring razor ma*

Jus yesterday day when we were about to get discharge, the culprit.. No matter how my sister try to defend his kid... drop by to pick up some of the stockpile luggage we stockpiled over the week home first b4 discharge... ok.. it's not my nephew's fault.. but he is seven.. he should start acting Seven... this is angry father talking ...yes.. bite me...

and discharge was at 7:30 or so... went down anxious about what the Terrorblade ING card can cover... gasped when i saw the bill... 3.5xx K konon... DANG!!! not cheap going to hospital ni... .. then later the guy say.. ALL COVERED... phew.... 9 + years of jailtime at TerraCotta Tomb was not in vain.... finally some dividens... yes.. pay is not enuf ....

Well, as a footnote... here are some snapshots of the whole ordeal... :p

Meet the family

Gased up and jacked in ... *so sakit hati ler*

Mom and kid

daddy and kid

kid and kid

The view from prison :p

Just the other day I attempted (as I have almost everyday I am back home) to warchalk/wardrive... .err. ok.. CURI wifi from my neighbor, I slided my wifi catcher button too darn hard :p

akibat dia? the flimsily built slider button broke in half.. =_=

so called Hell... just in case this is under warranty... The Hell.. ok.. Dell tech say it's a wear and tear item.. errr.. after laffing at me .. (i heard him laffing a little bit)

hahaha... But then he pulled some string and ask his boss and have my replacement button ready for me. So I was like.. Coool..

Today the tech came.. then i saw the sparepart with him.. Holy shit.. the spare button comes with the ENTIRE bottom chassis of the XPS.... *gasp*

So now I know how to disassemble/dismember/meathook my xps jor... not that I wanna do that... or DO I? I can give it a new paint job haahahaa...

Anyhow, it was kinda fun seeing that guy name Raj ulti- on the notebook and then put it back to getter again... and no ... Raj does not look like pudge :)

Today I got this email in the mail from HedgeaRe

 Telling me about a competition I wud luv to participate but not this year as I am about to be a father in a few months...

anyways it reads, 

" 

You gotta shoot, pass, slam baby, time to set it off,
I'll be up, up away, above the rim and hook a shot  
Ally oop, baby, whoop, I am telling u what’s this all about  
Now that I got ya attention, it is about time to check this out:  
 
 
http://HedgeaRe/events/basketball/index.htm
 
 
Psst!! There will be a lil’ something for all players! We even have our own house DJ to pump up some bass while you rock the court!  
You don’t have to be pro to join our game, you just need to (1) know the basic, (2) get some friends to join you or we will just hook you up with some (3) love hip hop! Oh well (3) is optional but hey, it is all in the game!! J  
 
And just to make it a little interesting, we have got a list of female players here waiting to be challenged! They haven’t been playin’ a real game for a long time (easy win ain’t it?) but they are still up for it. You too can join them in the practice session first. Let us know if you want to be connected!  
 
Dateline for registration is 4th May 2007!  

"

OMFG

what does L.A.M.E. spell.

First of all, it ain't black enuf and u aint farking black...

2nd, shit come on.. it just show how shallow you are to just simply associate basketball with black people... it's just RACIST.

I would rather they just say... it in simple ponggol english... this just lame ... u hear?

She can't eat, she can't drink... She asked for McD porriage today.. so I got that.

got home, her boss was at the door. I was like damp.. my rented place is not for guests...

But she got a nice boss really. She showed a lot of concern for my wife's well-being... initially I thought, she was after my wife for skipping work for 2 consecutive day.. well make it 3 now.. :p

It was not very nice that she saw me with the McD lunch and say.. "you feed this to her ah?"... I was like.. aiya.. aiya.. how ah.. aiya... But she ask for porriage from McD ma...

MLSC, while talking to her boss, she had a bit of an emotional break down and the boss start talking depression and baby health and what not. Adviced her to go see doctor without further delay... I tried talking to her about it in the morning but naa... my usual unpersuasive aura (with her only).... A few sentences from her boss.. OK Let's go see doc.. whaaaa???

Apparently before I got back from the office, she already called the doctor about her condition.. Bloated cannot eat, vomitting nonstop.. .sigh... I dunno what to do.

Then since the immediate go see doctor plan was in place, I have to ditch my lunch buddy who asked me to drop them off at the EPF office near by... damp... luckily they found another ride back to the opis.. at that point I could care less if they walk back... *ramas to those guys... family first ma*

After she very difficultly chug down the McD bubur ayam.. off we went to the LGL. Jam was minimal, traffic was ok... the queue... the doctor let us skip queue.. thx doc...

Explain explain.. ok.. check baby ok or not first... dukchidukchi.. good.. a little bigger than the last visit 1 1/2 wk back.. waaa ... it's a big.. boy...err.. girl...errr. dunno yet ler...

Then, cardiologist time... last visit forgot the Terror ID letter so wanted to do it this saturday one... so... have to do it earlier.. shortness of breath... she looks very uncomfortable... I was feeling completely helpless... They even got her a wheelchair so she doesn't hv to walk up.. nice of them.. (but sure hv to pay one ler ... nvm la)

then they start attaching all those ECG thingies on her... then the heart doc come... scan scan.. utters" eart ok, quite strong, pulse normal... all good"... WTF?

Then doc explain it could be dehydration from all the vomitting and stomach gas and what not. Admit to observe. ...

And so the entire time after lunch today.. I was back and forth between Pig sty tunas and LGL... She is feeling much better now.. no more shortness of breath but still food is not moving much .. digestive system slow down.. She don't like the ward though. Bed too hard, IV is killer in back of her hand.. I see also I feel it.. eeeeks... Sigh. .wat can i do? sleep now and hope doc can discharge her tomorrow. She wanted to get out of there tonight itself... But have to listen to doc la... obviously the docs know MUCH more of how to take care of her than I do....

:( I m such a lousy husband... *wave fist in air... damp 9 palmex faster OC*

Packing lunch for the weekend is no easy task. With my piece of turtle isle months away from being occupiable, and my offspring incubating now, there much to think about.

Tukang besi being unreliable the past weeks seems miniscule compared to the stress I face outside of that block of steal and concrete where all the nanometer innovation happens.

Recently I finally went on a full body checkup in some posh Lab next to the Matrix. Expensive.. but Hell, the employer pays for it. But the drug prescribed I doubt is claimable.

Anyhoot, after procrastinating a checkup last year, I found out the obvious, I M overweight. My LDL colesterol is higher than normal. And I ain't exercising enuf.. check that.. I have ZERO excercise... Doh.... Ah, balance between healthy lifestyle and meeting the damn deadline with sandbaggers who keep reminding that he work extra hours (that's just becoz u been slacking off in the regular hours bitch)

The DOC tell me i gotta change my diet and question my choice of economy rice. Well, Back to the first line I typed today. I went to pack Koay Teow T'ng... I thought it would be safe food to keep my health in check.. but the moment after I place the order, the vendor ... the vendor with very BAD teeth turned to me and utter "huh?" then went about to make my order, I noticed strewed all over his tiny stall, were inards, raw and littered, used dishes piled on the floor.. I was tempted to walk away and not picking up the order.. but paiseh ma.. so I stayed... drove home, thought for a long time, and decided to come back out to pack something else... and threw that RM2.20 bag of normally wouldda been eaten pack of koay teow t'ng in the drain.

Damn... I wish I have a working kitchen now... and get away from the slobs I stay with...

Where must a guy go to get decent seemingly clean food for himself and his family?

Cook lo.. no kitchen ma... Hamachibai.. when my place can move in...

The stress continues...

Then there is the other issue of superstition and precautions. People say pregnant already cannot renovate... But wait you haven't stay there before it's okay lo.. Oh.. so finish renovation of new place also cannot move in yet... =_=

Is there anybody in the know of these superstition or not to be neglected beliefs? HOW?

How much truth in these superstitions and belief is there? To be superstitious or not leh?

OH YEAH, tacbb, zhohami the button for botablog macam ni punya? 

Ah, ze zay afzer krizmaz,

Ze Strits were bare,

Smoooz zriv zo ze ofiz

I din loze march Zair,

Ze bridge from ze garage zis cloze

But no matzer,

I walk a wee biz ... no harm

I see ze big slab of cement az i exited me kar,

I immeziately thought.... MAZERHAMACHIBAI.... 8 zears and So mazi monz zago... I protested that Y  othzer companiez has thier baztetball court and I had to wait 8 farking zears for mine?

t =_= 

Damn those trouble making terrorist.. the real things... banglas..

I hope bb's mule gets thru ok to deliver the merchandise to BB..

Damn those banglas 

In a month from now, the ikan family will become a single income family. Well, I m glad in a way, my wife no longer has to put up with damp 9 bangla boss who just gaji buta and take no responsibility of anything. My wife work so hard to help the line stay afloat but what she gets in return is pile up of unrelated and unending tasks to check verify babysit other ppl's work and as a proxy for the Married to rich man boss to this and that documentation while tat bitch of a boss goes on on the phone "honey, i lup u.. I will am booking air asia now" yes she just sits there the whole day, manja-ring the hubby who is some 2 decades older than she and she also in mid30s.. celaka... From what i was told, b4 she got married she still would help out, then after 2 rounds of VSS, the management has gone nutts.... more LINEs less PPL cut cost.. make ppl work more, blame more ppl.. while parasitic Bitches continues in the office desk book air asia and "honey i luv u" all over the place. It was so Blatant that everyone ask.. SO WHAT your BOSS do ah? u all so busy, what she do? NOTHING.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. she goes to meeting then DELEGATE EVERY THING to her 2 scapegoats.. and my wife is one of them Goats.. I am so glad she decided to get out of that hell hole...

sigh... So... any of you concern blog-izen out there can help get my wife a new job? I can't get her pregnant yet, cuz I m farking (or rather not farking) OVER in the states now..

MLSC... I speaka no tai